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My dream recount

MY DREAM In my dream I ran from my mum with a frying pan. She bashed into a tree and fell over. I climbed up the tree and she saw me and shouted something and pulled a chainsaw out of her frying pan and Luke followed her and was being stupid. Luke threw eggs up at me and I threw pine cones and branches down at him and mum. Then dad came running in his pajamas and threw his socks at me. I grabbed a vine and flew into the next tree and pulled a face at my brother who threw a stuffed elephant at me but it fell on his head. Mum and dad climbed the tree and cornered me but I grabbed mums frying pan and slapped them in the head with my hands and threw the frying pan at Luke but he had mums chainsaw and cut the frying pan in half and then he cut the tree down. I jumped off the tree and ran until I saw a light and stopped in a clearing. Mum and dad walked into the clearing and grabbed me. I tried to escape them but I couldn’t. They took me to this house that I strangely remembered as a home. Mum sat on the couch and I smashed some windows. Luke brought me a pie covered in whipped cream that I shoved in his face. Dad stared at a picture for twenty minutes and then he looked at the window and saw me run down the road. He chased me and I fell over a stick. Dad took me to the house and threw me into a room with bath full of lava and another full of ice. Mum told Luke to tell me to make the bath the right temperature. I broke one side and the ice melted and the lava cooled down so the bath was the best temperature. Then I fell into the bath and I enjoyed it but then Luke did a massive fart and I died because of the smell well I fainted in the bath and I drowned. I woke up with my cat on my pillow. ‘‘It’s just a dream’’ I told myself and drifted back to sleep. !!NO PEOPLE WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS CRAZY DREAM!!

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